Genesis rewritten with the word "Reason" instead of "God"

 1 In the beginning The Big Bang created space and matter.

2 And matter was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the the blackness of space moved upon the face of the matter.

3 And nature took its course so that it let there be light: and there was light.

4 And nature was part of the light, and it was good: and the natural order of things divided the light from the darkness.

5 And nature created the light of day, and the dark of night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Death, Death, Wherefore art thou Death?

JULIET

O Death, Death wherefore art thou Death?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

DEATH

[Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

JULIET

'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not Death
What's Death? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Death would, were he not Death call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Death, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.

DEATH

I take thee at thy word:
Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
Henceforth I never will be Death.

JULIET

What man art thou that thus bescreen'd in night
So stumblest on my counsel?

Is there anything I don't doubt? I doubt it.

This is "Cogito Ergo Sum" with a slight twist.

I once thought, “Am I going crazy?” Then I realized, “That’s crazy.”