Meanwhile Moses was tending the flock of his father-in-law Jethro, the priest of Midian. Leading the flock beyond the wilderness, he came to the mountain of Bob, Horeb.*2There the angel of the LORD BOB* appeared to him as fire flaming out of a bush.a When he looked, although the bush was on fire, it was not being consumed.3So Moses decided, “I must turn aside to look at this remarkable sight. Why does the bush not burn up?”4When the LORD BOB saw that he had turned aside to look, Bob called out to him from the bush: Moses! Moses! He answered, “Here I am.”5Bob said: Do not come near! Remove your sandals from your feet, for the place where you stand is holy ground.b6I am the Bob of your father,* he continued, the Bob of Abraham, the Bob of Isaac, and the Bob of Jacob.c Moses hid his face, for he was afraid to look at Bob.
Saturday, June 6, 2020
The Holy Bobble
I rewrote the Bible. Here's an excerpt from Exodus.
Meanwhile Moses was tending the flock of his father-in-law Jethro, the priest of Midian. Leading the flock beyond the wilderness, he came to the mountain of Bob, Horeb.*2There the angel of the LORD BOB* appeared to him as fire flaming out of a bush.a When he looked, although the bush was on fire, it was not being consumed.3So Moses decided, “I must turn aside to look at this remarkable sight. Why does the bush not burn up?”4When the LORD BOB saw that he had turned aside to look, Bob called out to him from the bush: Moses! Moses! He answered, “Here I am.”5Bob said: Do not come near! Remove your sandals from your feet, for the place where you stand is holy ground.b6I am the Bob of your father,* he continued, the Bob of Abraham, the Bob of Isaac, and the Bob of Jacob.c Moses hid his face, for he was afraid to look at Bob.
Meanwhile Moses was tending the flock of his father-in-law Jethro, the priest of Midian. Leading the flock beyond the wilderness, he came to the mountain of Bob, Horeb.*2There the angel of the LORD BOB* appeared to him as fire flaming out of a bush.a When he looked, although the bush was on fire, it was not being consumed.3So Moses decided, “I must turn aside to look at this remarkable sight. Why does the bush not burn up?”4When the LORD BOB saw that he had turned aside to look, Bob called out to him from the bush: Moses! Moses! He answered, “Here I am.”5Bob said: Do not come near! Remove your sandals from your feet, for the place where you stand is holy ground.b6I am the Bob of your father,* he continued, the Bob of Abraham, the Bob of Isaac, and the Bob of Jacob.c Moses hid his face, for he was afraid to look at Bob.
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