Pope Francis has taken the title of Intergender Wrestling Champion. A Catholic challenger grabbed his hand, possibly for some kind of piledriver, and Pope Francis slapped her away, thus reclaiming the title from former Intergender Wrestling Champion Jim Acosta.
The first Intergender Wrestling Champion was Andy Kaufman, who held the title until his sudden and mysterious death. Some say he lives on, through Pope Francis. The Papacy Line and the Intergender Wrestling Title have been unified under a single pope. Will future popes also hold the Intergender Wrestling Championship?
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